These are the exact words that came out of my daughter's mouth this afternoon.
So, you might be wondering what has lead Lily to develop this Messiah Complex. Why...bladder control...of course!
We were out running errands and I needed to make a pit stop. My darling daughter was lamenting Mommy's frequent need for potty stops. Yes, you read that correctly. My need...not Lily's.
Lily explained to me how if she needs to go to the bathroom...and there isn't a bathroom near by...she just thinks about something else and forgets all about having to go to the potty...until the next time there happens to be a potty near by.
I didn't bore Lily with the fact that that might work just fine with a 4 year old bladder, but perhaps not so well with an almost 45 year old bladder!
After a brief minute of silence Lily made the divine proclamation above. I still don't know how I didn't crack up laughing...or crash the car. It's just that she was so darn serious.
Lily went on to explain that being able to control your pee pee like that seems like something only God could be able to do. Right? Doesn't it??
My oh my this child definitely keeps me on my toes!
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